Breaking: Just weeks after the world’s first-ever global outbreak of Monkeypox—in the exact week of the exact month predicted by an international biosecurity simulation a year prior—the newly-formed “World Health Network” has unilaterally declared Monkeypox a pandemic.
If I were writing a parody novel, in my most fertile dreams I wouldn't be able to come up with a name as perfect for my bumbling hero-manque than Eric Feigl-Ding.
pretty sure ding misspelled "monkey business" when describing what was going pandemic.
he should get some better editors.
that really does change the meaning quite a lot.
It's pretty obvious that practically nobody gives a damn about Monkeypox except for these guys which is the reason so many are calling it Money Pox. They are trying to gin up the fear like they did with Covid. The people who are still afraid of Covid aren't paying attention to this because they are still focused on Covid. And everybody else just thinks this is a sexually transmitted disease that doesn't kill people anyhow. And nobody's got any interest in Pandemic 2.0 when they can't even afford to buy gas and food.
"hijack the authority and prestige of the World Health Organization"
I almost hurt myself laughing thinking about the WHO as a prestigious authority. wanna be in a position of global authority, famous for their ridiculous misinformation.
those upstarts copying the logo and initials can have every single infinitesimal fraction of a nanogram of respect I have developed for the WHO if they want it... whatever is left of that immeasurably small amount of trust that I had for the WHO before they trashed their better researched pandemic policy advice in 2020 onwards.
Michael, How you put this together so quickly is remarkable. This is almost priceless in its simplicity and readability. Worth disseminating widely which I shall attempt to do.
It reads like those Babylon Bee articles that turn out to be Not the Bee -- hard to imagine this is serious..."a slightly different blue"...really? How about yellow? Or red?
Sheesh. And thanks for doing this.
Proposal: Release 16 peaceful pot smoking hippies from the Federal gulag, and give these 16 Enemies of the Human Race their cells instead.
Terrorism is more than just suicide bombers.
Fascists gonna Commie. Whatchagonna do?
great! more unelected "experts" who want to be the boss of us
'3,714 monkey pox confirmed cases globally' 😂😂😂 FFS!! DingDong-ding -a- ling at it AGAIN???? Does he ever SHUT UP or put a sock in it ? 🤐 ok here's the good news, we now know who the gang are and how deliriously deranged they are with their obsession to be noticed. Michael thank you again for outing these creeps 💯🧟♂️🧟🧟♀️
Jesus, what happened to Nassim Taleb? Did he finally start to believe his own most-interesting-man-in-the-world shtick?
I remember early on in the pandemic listening to a podcast featuring Nassim Taleb as guest (a man I believed intelligent at the time) and being absolutely shocked and dismayed by his Chicken Little response; he completely suspended his critical thinking and jumped on the hysteria bandwagon. After that podcast, I threw away two of his books that I had read and enjoyed, and dismissed him entirely as an intellectual charlatan. Good riddance.
Yesterday I briefly saw a headline where it claimed that the WHO will meet to declare bungabungapox jamboree. I did not know it was World Ding Ding who did it!
I will always remember our Aussie Zoe Hyde for approving anal probes of babies.....
I hope your audience shares this. Thanks for the heads-up. This level of deceit is mind-blowing.
I don't know whether to laugh or cry when I read about the antics of Ding and his cohort. Part of me thinks that Ding and the anal swab lady must surely be parody Twitter accounts. But the other side of my brain recognizes that they are likely real, and either deranged or in it for the money (or both). And worse, they have people who follow them, not for the comedy appeal but for actual direction/advice. It's a crazy world.
Eric Ding a Ling, the nutritionist who MOVED CONTINENTS TO AVOID LOCKDOWN announcing a pandemic.....and isn't the pox vaccine induced shingles, or are we not allowed to speak that truth yet?